tag, I'm it

10 years ago . . .
I was living by myself in Provo, tech writing for a non-profit educational software company, and my subtle plan to become John's wife had begun to bear fruit.

5 things on my to-do list today:
feed and water the animals
start potty-training my 3 year old
throw the cat outside for coughing up hairballs
remove most of the glue from the floor
have den meeting--barf

What would I do if I were suddenly a millionaire?
pay tithing
pay off the house
put in a fence
build a barn and milking parlor
build John a recording studio
buy all the land around us
move our house further away from the road

3 bad habits:
laziness
vulgarity
selfishness

6 places I have lived:
Honeyville--twice
Bear River
Logan--twice
Provo
Orem
Lehi

5 jobs I've had:
office grunt at my dad's business
telephone survey person (don't JUDGE me)
manual laborer at my dad's business
tech writer
mom

5 things people don't know about me:
I have a terrible sense of direction and quantity
I get carsick, but not seasick
I was embarrassed of my super-sharp canine teeth in high school and asked my uncle (who was also my dentist) to file them down--he wouldn't
I love binomial nomenclature
Seeing Smokey the Bear in parades makes me cry

I tag Claire (even though we'll have to wait awhile to see it) and I was going to say Jill, but I think she might be out of stuff to say, so I'll tag Crystal instead.