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Monday, November 3, 2008

voting, gross crushes and pants

This is an absolutely fascinating article about voting. I was able to get my mind off the fact that Netflix was RUINING MY LIFE and not letting me watch Batman Forever while I was running. Which reminds me--does anyone else think that Tommy Lee Jones is pretty foxy for an old dude?

I've had something on my mind for a while, and I'm going to get it off my chest--some of you have already heard my views on this, but please be patient. Pretend I'm that old lady across the street who keeps talking about her great-grandson named Peter and calling him Peter, Peter, Pumpkineater.

SKINNY JEANS ARE NOT NEW. THEY ARE MOM JEANS BY ANOTHER NAME.

I implore you to watch this informative video: Mom Jeans

Skinny jeans are merely Mom jeans that are tight all the way up, and you don't look good in them. "But--" No. You don't. Nobody does. I can accept them worn inside riding boots, but have we learned nothing from the 80s? Your typical woman does not need help making her thighs appear bigger. Straightleg and flared pants are your friend, even if you are luckier than I, and do not possess a delicious pair of drumsticks.

4 comments:

Jill said...

You should be the host of my own personal "What not to wear". I have serious shopping hadicaps!

I missed early voting..what was I thinking? Long lines are in my future. I MUST have that blasted sticker!!!

Oh, and BTW I think I have a gross old man crush on Captain Jean Luke Biccard...or however you spell it. I like a man with a personal log...that didn't come out right. No punn intended. lol

Bamamoma said...

Amen Sistah (on the skinny jeans AND Tommy, my Tommy)

tipsybaker said...

Yes on Tommy Lee Jones!
But skinny jeans. . . no? Really?
I will have to look more closely at my fellow "mom" shoppers when I go to the supermarket this morning.

All8 said...

Old man crush, hmm, I second John Luke Picard and how about Sean Connery?! Tommy, hm, not so much.

I have a rule to go by concerning fashion. If you were old enough to wear it the first time, you shouldn't be wearing it the next time around. Some things should never be worn regardless of age or fashion trend. Skinny jeans fit in there. Talk about uncomfortable for the average wearer and no one, I repeat, no one should be sporting a camel toe no matter how trendy it is. :D