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Thursday, February 19, 2009

out of the car, longhair!

Would you just look at this.
*It's hard to see, but that is a deer on my back patio eating a bale of hay. If you use your noble spirit to embiggen the picture it's a little easier to tell.

Stupid freeloading deer. If you want some hay, you filthy layabout, why don't you get a freaking job? Don't think that you can wreck my car, then attempt to wreck it twice more, and then come eat my hay for free! Traci and Catwoman bleated their fool heads off to earn that hay, and poor Traci even had to have conjugal relations with a near-stranger. Don't act like your self-imposed hermitage in the mountains is some kind of free pass to eat off my patio and leave your poop in unapproved areas!

Deer are so selfish.

*Clearer image thanks to Baba Capra President's Circle Member Richard being a hunter-gatherer. For rocking, we salute you.

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