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Monday, March 2, 2009

you stay classy, AIG and stupid, stupid government

I know you'll be elated as I was to hear that our omniscient government, which ever seeks our betterment, has deemed it necessary to give another $30 BILLION to resource-suck/monstrous loser AIG, because of that reason we all love to hear, "they are too big to fail." So, if someone could please illuminate me as to how what AIG is doing is NOT, in fact, failing, that would be most righteous. But don't worry, because the government is going to do AIG a solid and "remove some of the restrictions," those pesky things that are, I'm sure, the ENTIRE reason the previous money dumps haven't worked, because they're awesome like that. That's a real load off. I don't know how a group of such extreme collective stupidity has kept itself from gazing skyward with open mouths and drowning when it rains.

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