Thursday, April 16, 2009

everyone's a weiner!

I realized that I forgot to say what the BCG prizes are. I'm feeling a little reckless today, so how do you guys feel about EVERYBODY winning who leaves a comment? Everyone who comments on the "spaced on the date" post from yesterday will win one bar of soap, and we will draw one grand prize winner who will win FIVE bars. WOO! I hope I can afford the shipping . . .

I'm finally reading the unabridged Les Miserables, since I figured it's probably time for me to grow up. If Hugo can find a way to make me not loathe Marius, then he is truly a genius. People say all the time that Waterloo is the only thing that's missing in the abridged version, but I realize now that those people are drunk. I'm almost halfway done, and it's only just started to tell about Marius, whom I have always fervently hated.

Happy Crappy Thursday! I hate Wednesdays and Thursdays. Every week it's like this, you guys, and it's killing me. But I don't know what to do about it except complain some more, so that's what I'm doing. I don't hate any of the people involved, I just hate lousy minor setbacks. I hate my schedule having exterior constraints. I AM NOT THANKFUL. I am RESENTFUL.

Also I have no faith in the mainstream medical establishment's ability to properly treat ear infections, and have begun practicing voodoo.