why don't you name it, if you're so smart?

I just invented a new fragrance of soap that I think I'll call "Cough Drop." I told John, and he said that didn't sound like a kind of soap he would want to use.

Well, a jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build it.

And it really does smell good, and it really does smell like a cough drop. Sort of invigorating and fresh, and like a dude. A clean dude. But you can't name it "Smells Like Dude," or nobody would want to smell it. You may as well call it "Smells Like Dirty Animals."