of ants and what cats leave behind them

Here's something for you to do: the next time you're out weeding the garden, try accidentally kneeling on some ants, and then have them bite you.

Also, you'll be glad to know that the thing on the carpet downstairs was not a giant turd, it was a giant hairball. Skiver has been working on that one for about six months, I swear. Stupid ineffective hairball medicine.