Wednesday, August 19, 2009

shut up, tv chefs

I realize that to hate is toxic and all loathing equals self loathing, blah blah blah, but man. That Giada "chef" woman. I extra super can't stand her vaseline smile and her third-grade princess hair and her mantis gestures and her CONSTANT name-dropping of her grandpa whom no one cares about.

As long as I don't see or hear about Rachael Ray and her harp seal voice I can kind of deal with her, but my disdain for Giada is at a constant simmer, with boiling flare-ups whenever she takes up valuable screen time at my in-laws' house when I could be watching that Double Dare guy tell me about junk food.


Sarah said...

Oh Giada. If she could just cover herself up now and again, and maybe not smile with ALL 60 teeth, and maybe also not talk...then perhaps her food would be worth trying out... errrrr...ahem, but I'm sure she's a real sweet spirit n'stuff.

Jill said...

I don't know this Giada you speak of. I guess I am not missing out on anything...well I guess I'm missing out on the chance to hate someone. lol The only chef I follow is the Swedish Chef on the muppets. Boy is my kitchen a mess when I'm done.