you need a project

Hey! Why are you guys just sitting around? You need to quit telling me how bored you are, because only boring people get bored, bored people don't have enough chores, I will not allow the use of the word "boring" in my classroom, etc.

I'm going to be gone for a couple of days, and I want you to make some cheese while I'm out. Here's a link to an easy recipe for making a nice, softish, unripened cow's milk cheese. And I want a 500-word essay about it when I get back. And don't think you can mess around with the kerning, because I will know.