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Saturday, September 19, 2009

I hope there's a stampede in the gorge

Everyone knows there ain't no predator like a Serengeti predator, 'cause a Serengeti predator don't stop. So when you see a young lion on the plain eating hartebeest, you gotta give a lion his props.

Some notes from yesterday:
An older couple at AJ's Restaurant & Lounge in Mountain Home, Idaho paid for half of our meal because our kids were so well behaved, and because "Jesus loves you all." Also we had a gun. Hear that? Our kids are well-behaved! Not monsters!

The gas station bathroom in Pendleton was pretty skeevy, and in the men's bathroom someone had taken a crowbar and ruined their beautiful condom machine and extracted the gooey innards (perhaps not the best adjective choice). The heart wants what it wants, I guess. At the same gas station there were two men trimming the juniper bushes with gas trimmers. One was shirtless, one was smoking. And it's illegal in Oregon to pump your own gas. NANNY STATE!

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