if I had a dollar for all of my million dollar ideas . . .

Listen to this: I have an idea for an ice cream flavor, and you can go ahead and steal it if you want, but just pay me royalties every time you make it. It's called Chocolate Chimp. Hear me out--there are no monkeys. There are little bits of cookie, with possibly a fudgey swirl or something, and either a light banana flavor to the ice cream, or maybe a banana custard swirl . . . I'm not sure yet what the final product will look like exactly, but the flavors present are chocolate, vanilla, banana, and cookie (which I realize is not a flavor shut up).

There may also be a variation called Oatmeal Chocolate Chimp, but I'll work on that later. Am I a genius or crazy? Or a CRAZY GENIUS?