It's a good day for hating John Edwards. Hated him lo, these many years, I have. But just like I will read a certain blog solely to make myself angry, I read this article to intensify my hatred for John Edwards. Because he is not a human being; he is a toad. And not one of the cool toads you find in your garden, either. He's that toad in the Deltora Quest series that has enslaved an entire race of gnomes, and I'm pretty sure it has toxic saliva.
And this is one of the many reasons why in an alternate reality I would marry Craig Ferguson today and have wee tiny bairns with him and cook him shepherd's pie whenever he wanted. I lurve him.
Also, see how the Onion makes us happy?
Book Review—George Handley, American Fork
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4 comments:
Almost as revolting as that story about eating escolar.
Edward is a tool.
Craig Ferguson should totally make good convo. late at night. I might be more tempted to stay up.
I needed a good laugh this morning, and The Onion's guide to US Olympic Team? Dude, I laughed out loud and woke the baby :) "Gumdrop castle..sparkly pink chariot...magic pixies who weave her beautiful hair from pure sunshine" I'm dying over here.
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