Thursday, February 25, 2010

he has such a strong emotional reaction to human suffering . . . is the reaction JOY, perchance?

It's a good day for hating John Edwards. Hated him lo, these many years, I have. But just like I will read a certain blog solely to make myself angry, I read this article to intensify my hatred for John Edwards. Because he is not a human being; he is a toad. And not one of the cool toads you find in your garden, either. He's that toad in the Deltora Quest series that has enslaved an entire race of gnomes, and I'm pretty sure it has toxic saliva.

And this is one of the many reasons why in an alternate reality I would marry Craig Ferguson today and have wee tiny bairns with him and cook him shepherd's pie whenever he wanted. I lurve him.

Also, see how the Onion makes us happy?


tipsybaker said...

Almost as revolting as that story about eating escolar.

All8 said...

Edward is a tool.

Craig Ferguson should totally make good convo. late at night. I might be more tempted to stay up.

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Sarah said...

I needed a good laugh this morning, and The Onion's guide to US Olympic Team? Dude, I laughed out loud and woke the baby :) "Gumdrop castle..sparkly pink chariot...magic pixies who weave her beautiful hair from pure sunshine" I'm dying over here.