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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

let's just be glad he doesn't fling poo

Curious George causes me a lot of problems. Aside from the fact that the books are extremely unsatisfying mini novels that take far longer to get through than the average child's attention span, it frustrates me that people are always asking Curious George to do stuff like he can even understand what they're saying, and then they get all up in his face when he turns the newspapers into boats or paints jungle animals on the wall. Stop anthropomorphizing him! If you don't like messes, then quit giving a monkey free rein in your house, stupid man with the yellow hat! Why did you monkeynap him from the jungle where he was happy if you were just going to give him a complex about how he's always disappointing you? No wonder he started smoking cigars! No wonder he floated away on that balloon bouquet--he was probably trying to commit suicide, you heel!

A good book with the same illustrator is Katy No-Pocket.

And if you're in the mood, remember this? I think it is one of the best things Chris Farley ever did. There is a bit of swearing.

1 comments:

Jill said...

This was a random, yet hilarious post. :-)

We need to make a VM video. I am thinking of some ideas...:-)