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Monday, May 3, 2010

my kingdom for a spay/neuter kit

Just to keep you up to date, the cat that I TOLD YOU WAS PREGNANT gave birth to a litter of four babies the other day, and I went out and looked at them and they were okay-looking from what I could see, and I said, "Enjoy your new babies, you dirty whore."

When they're old enough to wean we're taking them away from her and teaching them not to be crappy.

I'm angry about this.

2 comments:

richvm said...

In many small towns these individuals are taught the enjoyment of swimming in enclosed gunnysack personal pools. I'm not saying this is the right thing to do, only that sometimes a bath or dip in the pool can clean out and refreshen your perspective.

Layne said...

Richard: what you propose sounds very cleansing. I will have to attempt it for myself.

As for the cats, I think we'll try something quicker.