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Sunday, July 18, 2010

if this voodoo doll works he'll probably be sterile

I have a pathological fearhatred of frisbees. I simply cannot understand why anyone would invent a game that consists of throwing at your friends a plastic disc so hard that it can give you brain damage if it hits you just right. I may not be athletic, but I am clever, and I can tell you that is an abysmally stupid idea. Floppy frisbees, foam frisbees, those are fine. But the old-school frisbees? I hope you all die.

Naturally, at our family reunion yesterday (Wilkers represent!), I got hit square in the side of the head by a child throwing a promotional John Deere frisbee. Miraculously I was able to keep from crying/cracking his head open like a watermelon. But my cheekbone is nice and bruised today.

2 comments:

Jill said...

Oh shoot! I am sorry it turned into a bruise :-( Keep with the big foam frisbee from now on.

BTW, what was the name of that comedian you were quoting at dinner?

Layne said...

Demetri Martin. You can watch his Comedy Central special on Netflix. You will like.