everybody plays the fool sometimes

A blemish that I have acquired on my chin (despite the fact that I am a grown woman in her thirties, so why do I suddenly need acne medication?) has given rise to this important question:

If you had to choose the placement of a hairy mole, like a seriously hairy, Nanny McPhee-type mole, where would you put it? It will be hazelnut-sized, at minimum. Death is not an option.
1. chin
2. nose
3. forehead (Aaron Neville)
4. cheek (John Boy)

It's a toughie. Keep in mind that the fact that it is a hairy mole adds many degrees of difficulty (I think that's what I've heard) to the removal of same. Something about pores and hair follicles, maybe?

I think I'd go with chin and wear one of those belly-dancer face scarves to obscure it. But even thinking about it makes me break into a nervous sweat, and we all know that nervous sweat is the stinkiest. So now I have a hairy mole and I stink! I'll never be able to keep a man.