is it conquest or pestilence? why is there no consensus?

Every time I chew a piece of gum I chew it really fast at first, and get all the flavor out. I just like it so much that I don't take the time to savor it. It would be better if I weren't so impatient.

I think I'm going to have to start keeping a loaf of bread and some shelf-stable peanut butter and jelly in the car.

On the way to my kids' school there is a dead and bloated Border Collie. I have never seen what happens at the end of this--does a bloated animal eventually explode?

My shirt finally arrived, and now I can show you what it looks like. It is here.