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Thursday, March 31, 2011

conversations with my family: salsa and yorkie bars

Me: "I need your advice as someone who eats spoiled food. The salsa that I left out on the counter all night: is it safe?"
John: "Yeah. But we have a bunch of salsa downstairs, so just throw it out if you're going to worry about it."

Ike: "There is not very much girl stuff about the world."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Ike: "Only boys can hold the priesthood, only boys can do this, only boys can do that . . ."
Me: "What do you mean by 'this and that?' Because so far you've named one thing that girls don't do."
Ike: "I can't think of it right now. Oh, there's a candy bar I can't remember that girls can't eat."

The joke's on him, though, because I eat Yorkie bars ALL THE TIME.

1 comments:

Bamamoma said...

My experience indicates that girls can't seem to pee into the hard-to-reach places of the exterior toilet. Boys can do it without any problem. I can't believe he didn't come up with that one! LOL.