a short play about apples

John: "Boy, look at these apples."
Me: "They're fine. I ate one yesterday."
John: "Why would they have aged like that?"
Me: "Because they're organic and they don't have any preservatives on them."
John: "Are they frozen?"
Me: "No, they're organic, and they don't have any preservatives on them."
John: "So they're frozen."

fin

(turns out they are frozen, after all)