I'm having the devil's own time trying to name our babies, all of which are still living, yay! I was considering some jewel-y names like Pearl, Beryl and Opal, which are nice and old-ladyish, but are they kind of smurfy? Goat people are NOTORIOUS for using just the stupidest names, and I'm afraid I'm being assimilated. Abhor-->pity-->embrace, that sort of thing.
I'm open to suggestions.
A Footnote to the Extermination Order
2 days ago
4 comments:
Go the opposite direction. Name them after the Kardashians. I dare ya.
I like Olive. Especially since they are all still alive...all live...get it? K..I am done.
With that Roman profile, you must name them after the gods. They have plenty of goat-like "attributes".
First question, pets or table fodder? Pets need real names. Table fare should be named appropriately so. Hang tradition. Can't you see it now, Hamburger Helper and Stew, unknowing of what awaits, cavorting playfully in the green fields. (Insert raucous laughter here.)
They should be named Opal (a pig in a book called Charming Opal), Pearl (a pig in a book called The Amazing Bone) and Charlotte (a spider in a book about a pig named Wilbur). Get it?
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