Saturday, May 21, 2011

come with me if you just need a little bit more time to repent

Happy Judgment Day, everyone!

I'm not sure if I hope it's the Bible one or the killer robots one. Either way it's not looking good for me. I think I'm a pretty good person, but not good enough to be raptured. Just last week I called somebody in our ward a butthole. Not to his face, obviously. And if it's killer robots, then we're all doomed, whether we call people buttholes or not. That's the thing about robots. They are so rigid.

Well, I guess we'll see how this pans out. Right now I'm going to the farmers' market. I hope that'll count for something.


highdeekay said...

Eden woke up this morning and said, "mom, I think today is the day my dad will come back." Sounds like she's on the side of rapture. Just in case she is right, Char and I went to the temple today. We figured that was a safe place to be. :)

Alana said...

I love how honest you are! I told a friend on Saturday that if Judgment day waited until my garden was weeded then it wouldn't come this year...or next and probably not until I could afford to pay someone to keep the garden clean for me. Then I just wouldn't do that unless I was prepared to die...or lifted up. :o) Great job on the lesson today. I owe you big time! I'm so glad we get to be neighbors and YW leaders together. :o) -Alana