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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

well I've tried, and I've tried, but I haven't yet

So, I sat in a great big chicken turd this morning.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Oh, come off it, Layne. Poop is no big deal to someone like you. You sit in poop all the time, and you probably like how it smells. Else you wouldn't have so many animals."

Well, you're wrong. It was gross. The door to the milking shed was left open by one of the children, and the filthy chickens went in there and pooped on the floor and also evidently on my milking stool, a fact that escaped my notice until I sat on it to milk Hazel this morning. If you were wondering, the smell lingers.

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