Tuesday, August 2, 2011

were beans really the first crop?

We're in the middle of school shopping. I guess I have no idea what current styles are, because I keep trying to get Grant to like certain shoes and certain shirts, but no dice. I'm almost starting to regret getting the velour tracksuit and the ridiculous boob job. They don't even work! I'm still a clueless mom!

Grant wants athletic shoes that are so durfy-looking, like he's going to work out at the gym. Stupid! Why can't he just like a nice, colorful pair of Sauconys? Why does he even watch "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" if he's not going to learn from it?

We finally found a pair on Amazon that both of us could stomach. I bet once he tries them on he will realize my superior fashion sense and defer to me henceforth.

Why isn't there a wood/plastic mechanical pencil hybrid? It would make me feel a lot better about myself.


Jennifer May said...

I think I would pay big bucks to see you in a pink velour track suit with sparkly words on your tush. As far as the boob job goes.....we all make mistakes....your forgiven :) But you are now kicked out of small chests united.