There is a billboard on the way to my house that advertises high stakes bingo, and the lady on the billboard who is pretending to be surprised and delighted by her imagined bingo wins has way overtweezed her eyebrows. Ladies: stop doing this. It looks dang stupid.
How did you like the debate last night? I thought it was fine. Our kids like to point with their fists and imitate each candidate telling an imaginary moderator that what the other one is saying simply isn't true.
Are you so excited for Halloween? Are you dressing up or being boring? Grant wanted to be a viking, but that didn't work out, so he's going to be one of those guys that tries to sell you fake watches. I told him he has to wear long pants under the coat so he doesn't look like a flasher. Emmett is being a ghost, Ike is being a harbor seal, and Willa is being Rapunzel. I made a freaking AMAZING wig for her. Thanks to Jenny for the inspiration. Thanks to Jenny also for the inspiration for John and me--we're going as Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. I think I'm going to make meat loaf in the shape of severed feet for dinner. It's a good time.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
a time to gather stones together
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Whoa. That IS a freaking amazing wig! Mom of the Year trophy is clearly yours.
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