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Friday, May 17, 2013

it's fine chocolate, but it's not, like, the best

 Directorial comments at the shoot for this ad:
"Okay, that's good, but let's try this:  why don't you turn your body a little bit more toward the camera . . . no, keep your arms where they are, just turn your body . . . a little bit more . . . a little bit more . . . more . . . no, put your arms closer together.  Turn your face back away from the camera!  Arms closer together . . . turn your body more . . . no, keep your elbows down . . . okay, FINE, listen:  we're trying to get you to squish your boobs together with your arms and aim them at the camera without looking like you're aiming them at the camera.  GOSH."


This looks like studio magic trying to make her appear taller and thinner, like she's not one of the most beautiful women in the entire world.  Like they think they can improve her appearance.  Boo.

2 comments:

beckster said...

Layne, may I ask what got you started down this path? You will never be without fodder for posts like this!

Layne said...

Oh, you know me. Monkey see, monkey talk about it.